The KKK Disbands: Leaves Their Job To Black Folks
The KKK leader stepped to the podium, his hood
lowered around his shoulders and a look of disgust
on his face. He said, "Sorry guys but this will be
our last meeting; we're going out of business."
A member stood up in back. "But why sir?"
The leader sighed, "Well, reverend, the niggers are
doing a better job getting rid of themselves than we
ever did, so we are no longer needed."
There were rumblings and protest. The leader raised
his hand to silence the Klan members, and said,
"Their rap music says more vile things about black
women than we ever thought of."
The members grudgingly nodded in approval. The
Imperial Dragon continued: " And their women write
books and make songs that demean black men better
than my two speech writers ever could, looking down
at two men seated in front who lowered their heads.
"They shoot each other constantly ", he continued;"
And as a group, they spend huge amounts of money on
cars, liquor, that stuff they call bling bling, and
the proliferation of rap music -- as they talk about
all that shit in their magazines -- and nobody needs
us to talk about how a lot of their sorry asses keep playing the race and victim cards while complaining that other groups are surpassing them in economic development and supposedly getting more attention in schools. Hell, they even support a so-called "Black
Hair" DVD that a white man is making money on, in
four sequels at $20.00 a pop, talking about how
Koreans have taken over the "black hair" industry
without acknowledging that Black entrepreneurs had
100 years to get a monopoly or entrenchment in the
industry that Madam C.J Walker founded 100 years
ago, but got out-hustled and out-strategized while
spending investment capital els ewhere. Let's face
it; they're being hoisted by their own petards."
Some members went looking for dictionaries, while
most members nodded as it hit them that their job
was finished; that blacks had become their own worst enemy.
The leader shook his head. "It's time to go back to
our regular lives as policemen, judges and
congressmen, and leave the business of getting rid
of niggers to niggers. They are just better at it
He then threw his hood on the ground and walked off
the stage. Thus ended the last KKK meeting.